Sometimes, I just don't know.

Okay, so tonight I ran into a guy I knew in high school. It must've been eigh t years since we really hung out. Long story (and, oh God, it is) short, I told him I'd give him a ride home from the bar, a short distance away. Well, when we got there, he had (oops, patting pockets..) lost his key. So he devised an interesting scheme to get in - we'd go around back and I'd climb his balcony. Okay, sure, I thought. Not gonna happen, but I'll go ahead and prove I'm game. Well, he attempted to hoist me onto his shoulders, which resulted in our (drunkenly) toppling over several times, but then, I managed to actually stand all the way up and grasp the bars of the balcony. Having gained some 15 -20lbs. since high school, I seriously doubted my ability to lift my own weight over the railing. Well, ladies and gentlemen, it wasn't easy, but I did it. I scaled the balcony! I let him in and he said, "Don't you feel young again?" Yeah, actually.