oh, and by the way..

News in the soap opera that is my household:

I tried to call Alice (my cuckolded roommate) in an attempt to learn the latest gossip / offer some moral support, but she didn't answer. However, her voicemail message went something like this: "Hi, this is Alice, I'm not here, leave me a message! Oh, and if this is Bob, don't bother!"

I'm proud of Alice. It sounds like she's doing well.